{"id":24,"date":"2021-10-23T20:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-10-23T20:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/worldofgaysuperheroes.com\/index.php\/2021\/10\/23\/supermans-night-in-museum-chapter-2\/"},"modified":"2021-11-16T03:13:55","modified_gmt":"2021-11-16T03:13:55","slug":"supermans-night-in-museum-chapter-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/worldofgaysuperheroes.com\/index.php\/2021\/10\/23\/supermans-night-in-museum-chapter-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Superman\u2019s Night in the Museum Chapter 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align:center\" class=\"yasr-auto-insert-overall\"><!--Yasr Overall Rating Shortcode--><div class='yasr-container-custom-text-and-overall'>\n                   <span id='yasr-custom-text-before-overall'>Our Score<\/span>\n                <\/div><div class=\"yasr-overall-rating\"><div class=' yasr-rater-stars'\n                           id='yasr-overall-rating-rater-d8ca76e5c9945'\n                           data-rating='0'\n                           data-rater-starsize='24'>\n                       <\/div><\/div><!--End Yasr Overall Rating Shortcode--><\/div><div style=\"text-align:center\" class=\"yasr-auto-insert-visitor\"><!--Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><div id='yasr_visitor_votes_945978cad659d' class='yasr-visitor-votes'><div class=\"yasr-custom-text-vv-before yasr-custom-text-vv-before-24\">Click to rate this post!<\/div><div id='yasr-vv-second-row-container-945978cad659d' \n                                        class='yasr-vv-second-row-container'><div id='yasr-visitor-votes-rater-945978cad659d'\n                                      class='yasr-rater-stars-vv'\n                                      data-rater-postid='24' \n                                      data-rating='5'\n                                      data-rater-starsize='24'\n                                      data-rater-readonly='false'\n                                      data-rater-nonce='3488f5453b' \n                                      data-issingular='false'\n                                    ><\/div><div class=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container\" id=\"yasr-vv-stats-text-container-945978cad659d\"><svg xmlns=\"https:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" \n                                   class=\"yasr-dashicons-visitor-stats\"\n                                   data-postid=\"24\" \n                                   id=\"yasr-stats-dashicon-945978cad659d\">\n                                   <path d=\"M18 18v-16h-4v16h4zM12 18v-11h-4v11h4zM6 18v-8h-4v8h4z\"><\/path>\n                               <\/svg><span id=\"yasr-vv-text-container-945978cad659d\" class=\"yasr-vv-text-container\">[Total: <span id=\"yasr-vv-votes-number-container-945978cad659d\">1<\/span>  Average: <span id=\"yasr-vv-average-container-945978cad659d\">5<\/span>]<\/span><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-loader-945978cad659d' class='yasr-vv-container-loader'><\/div><\/div><div id='yasr-vv-bottom-container-945978cad659d' \n                              class='yasr-vv-bottom-container'\n                              style='display:none'><\/div><\/div><!--End Yasr Visitor Votes Shortcode--><\/div>\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"24\" class=\"elementor elementor-24\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-c9c049c elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"c9c049c\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-af0ed39\" data-id=\"af0ed39\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-06775a6 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"06775a6\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.7.8 - 02-10-2022 *\/\n.elementor-widget-text-editor.elementor-drop-cap-view-stacked .elementor-drop-cap{background-color:#818a91;color:#fff}.elementor-widget-text-editor.elementor-drop-cap-view-framed .elementor-drop-cap{color:#818a91;border:3px solid;background-color:transparent}.elementor-widget-text-editor:not(.elementor-drop-cap-view-default) .elementor-drop-cap{margin-top:8px}.elementor-widget-text-editor:not(.elementor-drop-cap-view-default) .elementor-drop-cap-letter{width:1em;height:1em}.elementor-widget-text-editor .elementor-drop-cap{float:left;text-align:center;line-height:1;font-size:50px}.elementor-widget-text-editor .elementor-drop-cap-letter{display:inline-block}<\/style>\t\t\t\t<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span lang=\"EN-US\">Superman\u2019s Night in the Museum<\/span><\/span><\/h1><h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\">Author: Lcross<\/span><\/h2><h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\">Chapter 2<\/span><\/h3><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">The Joker turns away from the colossal statue of Hermes as the two young burly guards drag Superman on his backside atop his cape back into the main gallery. The guards release Superman\u2019s arms and the unconscious Man of Steel slumps backwards onto the polished marble floor before the towering statue of the messenger of the gods: Hermes. <\/span><\/p><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">The Joker rubs his gloved hands together as he moves to stand over Superman. The guards grin and move off a distance away from Superman to watch events unfold. The prankster looks down at the unconscious god he has again pulled down from Mount Olympus. \u201cHermes message to you is \u2018leave Earth Superman!\u2019 This is your last warning!\u201d <\/span><\/p><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">His forewarning delivered the clown surveys the big man slumbering atop his crimson cape with his inert muscled arms extended over his head and legs with big red boots spread wide apart. \u201cIf metropolis could see their mighty champion now,\u201d gloats the Joker as he kicks one of Superman\u2019s big red boots while looking with utter distain at the Man of Steel\u2019s red and yellow family crest displayed on his powerful chest. <\/span><\/p><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">The Joker looks insane as pulls a tiny vial from his inside coat pocket. He grins wildly as he displays a small glass tube with a tiny cork stopper to the guards; within the small vial is a clear liquid mixed with tiny green glowing particles. \u201cCall the constable. Tell him you have captured an intruder dressed in a Halloween costume\u2026a Superman costume,\u201d orders the clown as he shakes the tiny val kneeling down next to Superman. <\/span><\/p><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">\u201cCall it in Neil,\u201d says Ryan as he watches with interest. As Neil dashes away to make the call the Joker pulls the stopper from the glass vial and discards it. Ryan watches with his hand on the handle of his nightstick and the other clenching the kryptonite as the Joker pinches Superman\u2019s nostrils together. Superman instinctively opens his mouth and the Joker gleefully pours the contents of the vial into his open mouth. Superman subconsciously reacts stirring on the floor and then coughs as he is forced to swallow the liquid.<\/span><\/p><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">The Man of Steel instinctively rubs his spandex sleeve over his mouth after the Joker releases Superman\u2019s nose. As Superman\u2019s arm falls back to the floor the Joker stand up tossing the small vial to the floor. The little vile shatters and the Joker shouts, \u201cThe kryptonite potion will keep Superman\u2026.ordinary for\u2026.oh\u2026who knows how long really. The potion has leveled the playing field! Superman will have to contend with the dregs of mortality on an equal basis without his superpowers. I imagine Superman will meet some interesting people at the local constable\u2019s office this morning! My work is done. Make sure the constable arrests this imposter for breaking and entering\u2026\u201d The Joker trails off as he sprints spryly over to a large glass floor vase, as tall as he, with intricate ornate designs. The Joker considers the vase that was brought out its display case for cleaning. Suddenly he pushes it over and then shouts excitedly, \u201cOps!\u201d\u00a0 The huge ancient glass vase titters momentarily and then tips over smashing into large pieces when it hits the marble floor. \u201c\u2026.and the destruction of museum property,\u201d continues the clown as he dances a lively jig around the broken pieces.\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/p><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">Superman suddenly stirs on the floor. Awakened by the crashing glass he moans and rolls stiffly over onto his six pack abs covering himself in his crimson cape. The Joker dashes over to Ryan and relieves the guard of the kryptonite before disappearing back into the museum\u2019s mineralogy section. Seconds later the clown reappears with the rest of the kryptonite cradled in his long lanky arms. The twisted clown shouts excitedly, \u201cThe constable is here to arrest Superman!\u201d Bright red flashing lights from twin police cruisers appear before the exterior glass doors of the museum. The red flashes of bright light illuminate the main gallery as Ryan watches two black and white police vehicles slow and stop in the wide boulevard before the museum. Two middle aged officers exit each vehicle and mount the wide stone steps leading to museum\u2019s entrance and approach the doors to the main gallery. Ryan looks back towards the Mineralogy section and the Joker has vanished! The guard scans the gallery and the prankster is no where to be found.<\/span><\/p><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">With the Joker gone Ryan turns his attention back towards the fallen Man of Steel. Superman has taken a pushup position; he tries futilely to raise his red and yellow \u201cS\u201d letter from the floor in order to slide his legs under his chest. His strength fails and he collapses falling weakly back to floor with a dull thud. Ryan grins wickedly as the once mighty Superman, his powerful body draped in his crimson cape, makes several move failed attempts to stand up. <\/span><\/p><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">Meanwhile Neil has returned and has dashed to the glass doors to let the police officers into the museum. Two hatless police officers dressed in black police garb, with gold badges pinned to their chests and holstered guns and nightsticks enter the dim museum.\u00a0 Neil trails behind explaining excitedly how the morning\u2019s events have transpired. As the trio reaches Ryan one police officer takes a pair of heavy handcuffs from their holster on his black gun belt. The other officer offers introductions, \u201cI\u2019m Officer Muldoon\u2026this is Officer O\u2019Neil. What have we here,\u201d asks Muldoon in an Irish accent?\u201d<\/span><\/p><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">Ryan explains as Officer O\u2019Neil kneels down next to Superman, He easily pulls Superman\u2019s big muscled arms away from his head, one by one, together behind his back atop his red cape, \u201cThis lunatic broke in dressed as Superman; he smashed that priceless vase over there before we could subdue him. We called you guys right away.\u201d<\/span><\/p><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">\u201cIs the lad drunk do you think,\u201d asks Muldoon?<\/span><\/p><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">\u201cMaybe\u2026but he\u2019s loony for sure. I know its Halloween\u2026he\u2019s a big boy and all\u2026but he ain\u2019t no Superman,\u201d chuckles Ryan as O\u2019Neil locks the heavy-duty bracelets around each of Superman\u2019s thick wrists. <\/span><\/p><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">By now Superman has regained most of his faculties. Superman\u2019s spandex legs and the sides of his big boots slide on the smooth marble as he twists and struggles on his six pack abs trying to free his restrained arms. But the liquid kryptonite he ingested keeps Superman weak. The heavy steel cuffs hold fast; Superman cranes his head upwards and shouts excitedly, \u201cOfficers\u2026I\u2019m Superman\u2026.\u201d<\/span><\/p><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">Muldoon shouts, \u201cQuiet down son. You are in enough of a fix!\u201d<\/span><\/p><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">\u201cBut you have to believe me\u2026.the Joker exposed me to kryptonite\u2026,\u201d explains Superman as he groans and rolls over onto his broad back on top of his cuffed arms. <\/span><\/p><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">Muldoon upholsters his nightstick and kneels down; he taps the club lightly on the big red and yellow \u201cS\u201d displayed on his big chest to get the man\u2019s full attention. \u201cThe Joker you say\u2026and\u2026kryptonite too; never heard of either. If your Superman you should be able to snap those handcuffs like a pretzel.\u201d<\/span><\/p><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">Superman sighs and swallows hard knowing he cannot break steel again until the effects of the potion the Joker poured down his throat wears off! <\/span><\/p><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">\u201cI thought so; what\u2019s your name son,\u201d asks Muldoon?<\/span><\/p><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">Superman looks up exasperated. \u201cI told you\u2026I\u2019m Superman\u2026the Joker set a trap to capture me again\u2026the guards are in on it too,\u201d explains a frustrated Man of Steel.<\/span><\/p><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">\u201cThat\u2019s preposterous,\u201d complains Ryan vigorously. <\/span><\/p><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">Muldoon waves off Ryan, \u201cOf course a trap; and this Joker has caught you before\u2026and this time the guards are in cahoots with this\u2026Joker. Well son, I will say you are wearing a very convincing costume\u2026and you have the face and proper build to wear the suit. But I\u2019ll wager you got a little carried away this Halloween. You\u2019ve either snorted too much coke or tipped too many whiskeys at the pub last evening.\u201d He grins looking up at O\u2019Neil and the guards, \u201cHalloween\u2026it brings all the freaks out\u2026every year it gets worse!\u201d<\/span><\/p><p><span lang=\"EN-US\">\u201cCome along son\u2026you are going to visit the local police precinct, \u201corders Muldoon as he and O\u2019Neil each grab one of Superman\u2019s big muscled arms encased in spandex? The pair groans as they hoist the big man up off the floor onto his big red boots. Muldoon waves his club in front of Superman\u2019s handsome face, \u201cI don\u2019t want any more shenanigans out of you lad\u2026now come along peacefully. Oh, by the way, do you have any ID on you lad?\u201d Muldoon uses his nightstick to move Superman\u2019s cape aside momentarily hoping to find a back pocket on his tight red briefs containing a wallet.\u00a0 <\/span><\/p><div><span lang=\"EN-US\">Superman sullenly shakes his head signaling a negative response.\u00a0 O\u2019Neil grumbles, \u201cGo figure.\u201d Then he begins recites unexcitedly, \u201cYou have the right to remain silent. 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[Total: 1 Average: 5] Superman\u2019s Night in the Museum Author: Lcross Chapter 2 The Joker turns away from the colossal statue of Hermes as the two young burly guards drag Superman on his backside atop his cape back into the main gallery. 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